A friend sent this to me - I had to share it:
Ever wondered what the difference between grannies and granddads is?
So, a 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school, daily, by her grandfather.
When he had a bad cold his wife drove the grandchild to school.
That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!
"What made it different?" asked her parents.
"Gran and I didn't see a single poephol, blind bastard, rubbish, bliksem or dom donner anywhere on the way to school today!'
Posted by Ronnie Apteker