A friend sent me this story below. I like it a lot. I am sure you will too. It is a story that makes you laugh but it also smacks of entrepreneurial flair and good 'ol chutzpah.
I am collecting stories like this, for a new text we are
working on (Gus Silber and I). If you have any innovative and entertaining
stories like this one below, then please send it on to me.
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration
papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if
you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his
car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty
trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have
a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch
purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me
you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and
hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding
too.
Posted by Ronnie Apteker
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