Festive spirit

The year is about to begin - from Monday it is gonna be material madness.

Before the holidays become a distant memory, here is one classic festive joke that a friend sent me - enjoy:

A married couple had been out Christmas shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: “Where the hell are you?”

Husband: “Darling you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby it'll be yours one day'.”

Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my love.”

Husband: “Well, I'm in the pub next to that shop.”

Posted by Ronnie Apteker