Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Q and A

A friend sent this to me - it was too good not to share:

Q. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
A. Unique Up On It.

Q. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
A. Tame Way.

Q. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
A. They Take The Psycho Path.

Q. How Do You Get Holy Water?
A. You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

Q. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
A. Dam!

Q. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A. A Stick.

Q. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.

Q. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
A. Quatro Sinko.

Q. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
A. Spoiled Milk.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
A. Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Q. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
A. Right Where You Left Him.

Q. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
A. Because They Have Big Fingers.

Q. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
A. Because It Scares The Dog.

Q. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
A. Sanka.

Q. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
A. The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Q. What Do A Tornado And A Kentucky Divorce Have in Common?
A. Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.

Q. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A. A pool table.

Posted by Ronnie Apteker