21st Century Pearls of Wisdom:

A friend just sent this to me - it was too good not to share:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but... somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

Posted by Ronnie Apteker