Sunday 14 February 2010

Happy Valentine's Day !!!

A friend of mine sent me this recently, a naughty Jewish joke - it was too good not to share:

Jewish Lady’s Tattoo

A Jewish woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a Hamentash on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Purim" under the Hamentash.

The guy does it and it comes out looking really good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Matzo tattoo with "Happy Pesach" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks: "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual food tattoos on your thighs?"

She says: "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Purim and Pesach!"

Posted by Ronnie Apteker