A friend sent this to me - it was too good not to share:
Dr. Krishnamoorthy Srinivas, well known for injecting a joke or a bit of humour into every conversation you have with him or in his speeches, offers this little bit of medical humour:
Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package ...
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body’, while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, grow up!’
The Podiatrists thought it was a big step backward, and the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it all.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say ‘no’.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
Posted by Ronnie Apteker
Saturday 10 December 2011
USA economic stimulus package ... what the doctors had to say.
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