John switched to Vottle.com, shouldn't you?

by John Vlismas

As opposed as I am to artists doing endorsements, imagine my surprise when I went to `vottle.com' totally unsolicited and found an exercise option for my dog. I mean, were these guys reading my mind? UNBELIEVABLE. I can't wait until they start offering adult services - can you imagine what they'll turn up? Go Vottle, find me a 22 year old FEMINIST Dutch model who dresses like a Japanese high school girl and likes long walks, mist and screaming. I know you can do it. You can Vottle, you really can, I know you will.

Thanks Vottle, my dog's cardiovascular system thanks you too. You've helped him take the "oof" out of his "woof".